Curse

hoodiestarfish · Sep 17, 2009, 11:23 AM // 11:23

[Winners announced - scroll down ]

As some of you might have noticed, I have started making Guild Wars trading cards partially as a means of self- entertainment.

The five funniest :

If your card has been created and featured, you win the graphics set of avatar/banner/sig

Those whose cards were not created will receive an avatar for taking the time to enter the competition.

Please send me a pm on guru to make an appointment for your photoshoot

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Thanks for playing.

The Competition
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Come up with ideas for funny NPC cards like the Nicholas one above.

Name of NPC : ________
HP : ________
Energy : ________
XP : ________
AL : ________

First write up about them(keep it succint and short)
Second write up(stuff in the brackets in italics so even shorter)

Keep it funny with the many in game jokes that only guild wars players know. Remember all the NPCS you hate and enjoy the chance to get back at them for all those moments of frustration.

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I will pick 5 of the entries to be made into cards for "Hoodie's Deck"

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PRIZE:

Each of the 5 winners will receive a set of graphics consisting of Avatar/Banner/Signature as well as a Trading Card of themselves added to "Hoodie's Deck"

If you already have the aforesaid items, you may assign the prize to a friend who wants it.

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Contest ends Sept 30th.

Rules :

Everyone is eligible.
First one to post an idea gets their idea in, if another person posts a similar idea, i'm afraid i have to go with the first.
One entry per person, so more people will get a chance and also people will be encouraged to give more thought to their entry.
I will receive every entry via email and it is the content of the email that counts as an entry so please do not edit your posts after entering, this is to prevent someone with an earlier post from stealing the idea of someone with a later post and claiming the idea as theirs. If you want to edit the wordings of your card idea, please make a new post quoting your earlier post so that everyone can see that you are simply rewording and not changing your idea.
If you post more than one entry, your first entry will be the valid one.
NO QQing at me if you're not picked. If its fun i'll do it again.

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LETS PLAY

Woodelf Archer · Sep 17, 2009, 12:23 PM // 12:23

Great Idea, Ill start off with mine ^^

Name of NPC : Kilroy Stonekin (a.k.a "Kiiiiillroooooy Stooooonekiiiiin!!")
HP : 500
Energy : 15
XP : 999,999,999
AL : 100
(you have 500hp and 15e when dwarven boxing but it could be changed)

info:
"Kiiiiillroooooy Stooooonekiiiiin!!" Hardcore fan of dwarven ale and boxing. This dwarf is not to be messed with and as many of the Stone Summit will agree, he has the fiercest Brawling Uppercut this side of the Shiverpeaks. When not smashing his bronze knuckles against someone's skull he thoroughly enjoys shouting his own name and charging with teams straight into huge mobs.

Itallic writing: "You're insane, Kilroy. I love it." <-- what he says when you accept boxing quest.

hope thats a decent start ^^

-Woody

Etaoin Shrdlu · Sep 17, 2009, 01:04 PM // 13:04

Name of NPC : Magni the Bison
HP : 500
Energy : 20
XP : 250
AL : 200

Norn Champion

Effect - Flip a coin. If heads, Magni enters Bear Form, doubling his HP and AL.

Magni is a large, loud, obnoxious...what? He is standing right behind me!? I mean, Magni is a mighty Norn warrior, second to none!

("For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday. ")

Yuna Matsumarui · Sep 17, 2009, 02:52 PM // 14:52

Name of NPC : Master Togo
HP : 500
Energy : 50
XP : 50,000
AL : 60

Human Ritualist

Effect - Appear Suicidal - roll a dice. if the top number is 5 or 6 Togo will overaggro everything in the area and will refuse to leave. because of this, your monks have to spam heals which drains their energy. ( energy on allied monks - 20 for this turn )
in return, a nice ball of enemies forms around Togo creating a nuking posibility.

all AoE spells deal +10% damage.

ravensong · Sep 17, 2009, 03:20 PM // 15:20

Ok lemme try...

Name of NPC: Kormir
HP: 550
Energy: 60
XP: ∞
AL: 100

Greatest nightfall leecher ever known. Like a kid who steals your hard-earned cookie and eventually becomes the Godess of Secrets.

("Never fight alone! Have people to do that for you.")

~

hoodiestarfish · Sep 17, 2009, 03:23 PM // 15:23

so far im cracking up lmao

dragonmaster1234 · Sep 17, 2009, 06:33 PM // 18:33

Name of NPC : Asura
HP : 500
Energy : 999
XP : 1000
AL : 60

Asuran superiority complex: Environment effect

When within range of any Asura your whole team becomes degraded and insulted causing a -15% moral decrease, increased anger to all who speak to an Asura, and increasing the chance of rage-quitting.

(Why are you talking to me?)

Zodiac Meteor · Sep 17, 2009, 08:09 PM // 20:09

Rurik
HP: 300
Energy: 20
AL: 60
XP: 6660

The fail tanker, attacks anything and kills teams in hard mode. He dies by being crush by a log and head chopped off. Fortunately you also get to kill him as he is resurrected by the Lich.

(At first you don't succeed, die, die again)

Togo
HP: 600
Energy: 40
XP: 1,000
AL: 0

We don't really care. He's losing all of his hair. He died by a dare. Good thing Shiro was there.

(Meh, Togo was expendable)

Dreadspawn Maw

HP: ∞
Energy: ∞
XP: ∞
Armor: ∞

The only vagina with teeth that eats people. To slay the beast you must "Shave" her of her Smothering Tendrils.

(A death worse than STD's)

BladeWind · Sep 17, 2009, 09:40 PM // 21:40

Name of NPC : Prince Rurik
HP : 101
Energy : (over) 9000
XP :2012
AL : 0

Prince of Ascalon

His legendary sword, is capable of [mass destruction dmg] yet suffers [100% damage reduction against plants]

Fondly known by his battered allies as "Captin Suicide" Rurik delights in being the black (or is that seared) sheep of the family,due the fact he back chats to his Dad, Santa.

(I got pretty boned when I didnt see that tree)

Konig Des Todes · Sep 17, 2009, 11:50 PM // 23:50

Name of NPC : Great Destroyer
HP : 1 (hit kill)
Energy : ∞
XP : -1337
AL : 40 (lava armor)

A being of ancient origins. It creates masses of minions to kill everything that actually does, but he can't kill anything himself. Supposedly the head of an army meant to destroy the world, he is really just one big lava chicken. (Please don't 55 against me! Q_Q)

Smilin' Assassin · Sep 18, 2009, 03:50 AM // 03:50

those concepts are fun~!

hm, Alacrity already has a banner from you ~

but I think it would be amiss not to mention a legendary character who is almost an NPC ..

Name of NPC : Frozenwind
HP : aw, who would hit Frozenwind~?
Energy : ∞
XP : .. is this important~?
AL : none, he's a Snowman~!

I'm sure Daniel will want to propose his own text; his motto sounds perfect

"And the snowman smiled,with manic glee,
For a crowd of party goers had turned up to see,
The Undead Snowman, aged though he be,
Comes back for one last show, just you see!"
(the spirit of Wintersday incarnate, and of all festivities for that matter~!)

Morag D · Sep 18, 2009, 02:37 PM // 14:37

Name of NPC : Glint
HP : 1337
Energy : 0
XP : 666
AL : 50

Batty old dragon with seer qualities. Currently in lawsuit against ArenaNet for not making her into the r15 emote.
(if eggs = -1, execute rapacious_frenzy.exe)

Verene · Sep 18, 2009, 03:09 PM // 15:09

Name of NPC : Mhenlo
HP : 500
Energy : 35
XP : 9001
AL : 60

Monk from Ascalon, trained in Shing Jea, and somehow manages to involve himself in everything.
(Loves the ladies, oh yes.)

Name of NPC: Alesia
HP: 500
Energy: 30
XP: 15,000
AL: 60

A Monk by trade, she seems to operate under the delusion that she is a Warrior. Has possibly been hit on the head too many times.
(The very definition of an annoying wammo)

ravensong · Sep 18, 2009, 05:24 PM // 17:24

Quote:

Originally Posted by ravensong

Ok lemme try...

Name of NPC: Kormir
HP: 550
Energy: 60
XP: ∞
AL: 100

Greatest nightfall leecher ever known. Like a kid who steals your hard-earned cookie and eventually becomes the Godess of Secrets.

("Never fight alone! Have others to do the fighting for you.")

~

Just an edit. Without actual post editing.

Firefighter Fred · Sep 18, 2009, 06:26 PM // 18:26

Name of NPC: Bahltek
HP: unknown
Energy: unknown
XP: unknown
AL: unknown

Extremely rude scholar who seems to enjoy causing people to go crazy trying to figure out why he is even there in Istan.

("You are not important enough to keep my attention.")

BladeWind · Sep 18, 2009, 10:24 PM // 22:24

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smilin' Assassin

those concepts are fun~!

hm, Alacrity already has a banner from you ~

but I think it would be amiss not to mention a legendary character who is almost an NPC ..

Name of NPC : Frozenwind
HP : aw, who would hit Frozenwind~?
Energy : ∞
XP : .. is this important~?
AL : none, he's a Snowman~!

I'm sure Daniel will want to propose his own text; his motto sounds perfect

"And the snowman smiled,with manic glee,
For a crowd of party goers had turned up to see,
The Undead Snowman, aged though he be,
Comes back for one last show, just you see!"
(the spirit of Wintersday incarnate, and of all festivities for that matter~!)

You do me great honor little pixie

Ungle · Sep 20, 2009, 12:04 AM // 00:04

Name of NPC: God
HP: Unlimited
Energy: Unlimted
XP: Unlimited
AL: Unlimited

Feared by none, defeated by one. (The God that Decided to run)

hoodiestarfish · Sep 20, 2009, 12:10 AM // 00:10

Quote:

Originally Posted by ungle2

name of npc: god
hp: unlimited
energy: unlimted
xp: unlimited
al: unlimited

feared by none, defeated by one. (the god that decided to run)

no! you are not an npc

Zynkh · Sep 20, 2009, 12:22 AM // 00:22

Hi sir,

I'd like a service from you.

Pm me artistic person.

Ungle · Sep 20, 2009, 02:44 AM // 02:44

Aww, meanie~~!